No Pain, No Gain
The Abateria, a gym located in Toronto's downtown business district, has introduced a new fitness program that is spreading like wildfire south of the border.
Abusercise, created by former US Marine Drill Sargeant, Dex Conniker, combines high levels of verbal abuse with a strenuous exercise routine.
"Our customers want to suffer when they come to the gym," says manager, Balwinder Chima. "We guarantee as much as they can handle."
Trained instructors deliver a barrage of verbal humiliation that drives a person to realize her potential. "It's really motivating," says Larry Splazatto, a personal trainer.
via Bald Monkey (Satire Alert: Anthony wants me to remind you that this is a joke swiped from a humour blog).
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