Mobile Phones Damage The Sun

The Inter-governmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has released a report showing that our increased use of cell phones is damaging the sun.

“There is a strong causal link between our use of the radio spectrum for mobile phones and recent evidence suggesting the sun is dying,” the report says.

“If we don’t address this issue as a matter of urgency,” an IPCC spokesman said. “There’s every chance that the sun will explode during our children’s lifetime.”

A conference in Tokyo has been organized to reduce the use of radio signals and environmental groups in Canada are urging Prime Minister Paul Martin to sign on. “Almost every scientist on the planet agrees with this finding,” says Toronto activist, Robert Walnut.

via Bald Monkey Satire Alert. Caveat Emptor.

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